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- 时间证据的丢失--双语幽默笑话
- police: when can it be that the thieves broke into your house?警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？owner: how could i know as my watch was stolen?失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？
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2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：说话要小心“隔墙有耳”
- 【成语来源】
walls have ears
隔墙有耳
Once upon a time, there was a curious man.
从前，有一个好奇心很重的人。
He liked to gossip about other peoples' privacy.
他总是喜欢四处打听别人的秘...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 服务员的应对措施--双语幽默笑话
- customer: waiter, i've only got one piece of meat in my dish.顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？waiter:just a moment, sir and i'll cut it in two.服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。
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2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 确保无误的证实--双语幽默笑话
- in a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . a few minutes later he returns and asks the man sittin...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爸爸给孩子澄清的事实--双语幽默笑话
- son: is it true, dad, i heard that in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。dad: that happens in ev...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 与火车比速度--双语幽默笑话
- traveler: can i catch the three o'clock train to toronto?旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗？ticket agent: that depends on how fast you can run. it left fifteen minutes ago.售票员：那得看...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 闷骚狗与腹黑猫的爆笑生活日记－中英双语
- excerpts from a dog's diary.... 摘自一只狗的生活日记…… 8:00 am - dog food! my favourite thing! 上午8点-狗粮！我的最爱！ 9:30 am - a car ride! my favourite thing!...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 无话可说的演讲--双语幽默漫画
- "i actually have nothing to say,so my presentation should only last an hour or two."我实际上没有什么可说的，因此我的演讲最多一两个小时就完。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文...
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- 相信“一分价钱一分货”的异教徒--双语幽默漫画
- "keep an eye on larry.he belongs to a cult that believes in quality products at a fair price!"提防着点拉里，他是个相信“一分价钱一分货”的异教徒。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话...
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- 装睡来逃避眼前的烦乱--双语幽默笑话
- when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged（用肘轻推） him and said:...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 用病人的名字为不治之症命名的“好消息”--双语幽默笑话
- a doctor came into the hospital ward and said to mr. johnson, "i have some good news and some bad news for you."一位医生走进医院的病房，告诉强森先生：“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。”then...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 狡诈的走私犯--双语幽默笑话
- the suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry（哨兵） . when the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams（缝合线）.一...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 强力安眠药的效果--双语幽默笑话
- bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. he went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。sunday night b...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 分不清孩子的爸爸--双语幽默笑话
- my two sister and i were all away at various colleges at the same time. one day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, i phoned home for...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 缺乏灵活性的员工--双语幽默漫画
- They only taught me how to think outside of the box.I'm not trained for circles!!!他们只教给我如何考虑盒子外面的事情，我没有训练过循环。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 期待自己出色的演讲--双语幽默漫画
- "If I can put everyone to sleep within the first five minutes,the rest of my presentation should go pretty well."如果在前五分钟我能使所有人都睡着，那么我其余的演讲应该非常好。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 强烈的指责让生活变得像地狱--双语幽默漫画
- "Unrelenting criticism that makes your life a living hell...are we talking about your mother or your spell checker?"强烈的指责让你的生活像活地狱。。。我们在谈论你的母亲还是你的小学老师？...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 与国外采购零部件主管之间的交谈--双语幽默漫画
- "I'm the company's Director of Outsourcing.Talk to me about Munchkins."我是本公司的国外采购零部件主管，跟我谈谈孟肯吧。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相...
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- 梦想变为现实的可能性--双语幽默漫画
- "Having my new salary made into a tattoo is not the same thing as bragging!"把我的新工资变成刺青可不是吹牛！ 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资...
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- 一分之差的篮球队员照片--双语幽默笑话
- hanging in the hallway at whites high school in wabash, ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. a player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketba...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 择优选择“中心权力”讨论会的主持--双语幽默漫画
- "i'd like you to lead a seminar on the power of focus."我想让你主持“中心权力”的讨论会。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 独特的应聘者--双语幽默漫画
- "Frankly,your resume was no better or worse than any of the other applicants...but your Trump hair put you over the top."坦率的说，你的简历和其他申请人的没有差别。。。但是喇叭发型让你鹤立鸡群！...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默老师的乏味课堂--双语幽默笑话
- One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll（滑稽的） sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小偷对自己做的最坏打算--双语幽默笑话
- a shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "listen," said the shoplifter, "i know you don't want any trouble either. what do you say i just buy t...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 大胆更新旧规则--双语幽默漫画
- "For years,we've been playing by old rules and the results have been dismal.It's time for a bold new direction!"几年来，我们一直按照旧规则行事，结果令人沮丧。现在是大胆更新的时候了！...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
