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- 加菲猫认为记忆缺失不是件坏事-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:having amnesia isn't so bad.it'll be kind of fun finding out what a great guy i am.加菲猫：记忆缺失不是件坏事，这将会是种乐趣找出我这个伟大的人物。garfield:arrrgh!加菲猫:感叹词！garfield:o...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搬起石头砸自己的脚--双语幽默笑话
- a teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. she started her class by saying, "everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 钱包里的有趣事--双语幽默笑话
- a lady lost her handbag. it was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. looking in her purse, she commented, "hmmm.... that's funny. when i lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it....
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 得到最终的答案I know who god is--双语幽默笑话
- a boy says to her mother, mom, is god a man or woman?儿子：那上帝是男人还是女人？the mom thinks a while and says, well, son, god is both man and woman.妈妈想了一会说，儿子，上帝既是男人又是女人。the...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 到底是谁的错His Fault--双语幽默笑话
- billy: mother, bobby broke a window.比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。mother: how did he do it?妈妈：他怎么打的？billy: i threw a rock at him and he ducked.比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：最暧昧的“回绝”情书
- “世界上最最最最……难的事情，不是泡妞，也不是‘被妞泡’，而是说出那三个字——分手吧。”不过，当读到歌德的这篇文章，才发现：世界上最伟大的“甩妞大师”，早已经诞生！—&mda...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：只含一个单词的英语句子
- absolutely！—— 绝对正确！
adorable! —— 可爱极了！
amazing! —— 太神了！
anytime! —— 随时吩咐！
almost! —— 差不多了！
awful! —— 好...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一句话的威力--双语幽默笑话
- son: papa, what's the meaning of " like father, like son"?儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀？father: bastard. what another scandalous thing have you done in the school?父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 繁忙的一家人--双语幽默笑话
- one day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. 电话铃响了，小男孩接了电话。"may i speak to your parents? "“请你父母听电话好吗？”"they're busy. "“他们很忙。”"oh. is anybody else there? "...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫爱打盹-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallfd6ac1b79f1efaeaa89306d2a82770e01540881242.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫爱打盹-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:some people have anxiety attacks.some people have gas attacks.加菲猫：一些人变得很焦虑，一些人变得很生气。garfield:i have nap attacks.加菲猫：我有打盹的毛病。garfield:(zzzzz)加菲猫：睡觉发出...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫受到严重的伤害-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallb803027ffd6151861354605fc77e38551540881242.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫受到严重的伤害-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:(zip!)加菲猫：撕裂东西的声音。garfield:that hurt me more than it did him.加菲猫：比起他我受到的伤害更大。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 汤姆上学迟到的原因--双语幽默笑话
- teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day?老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, school-go slow.汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 厨房里太黑--双语幽默笑话
- After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen ligh...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 约翰第一天上学--双语幽默笑话
- the six-year-old john was terribly spoiled. his father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. he hardly left her side. and when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper t...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![莱曼给乔恩的建议-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small8ec7157f44fbdb14dd5129c6d37cdb9e1540881242.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 莱曼给乔恩的建议-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon：cat make better pets.乔恩：猫可以算是更好的宠物。lyman:but you need a dog for protection.莱曼：但是你需要一只狗来保护。jon:i hate to see a grown man cry.乔恩：我讨厌看到成年男人哭。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![最后一棵橄榄-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small61b73e62331067dff254ecd228927b751540881243.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 最后一棵橄榄-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:one last olive.加菲猫：最后一棵橄榄。garfield：(clunk,clunk,clunk)加菲猫：发出沉闷声地移动。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 假如我是一名经理--双语幽默笑话
- one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。all the students began to write exce...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我的大手--双语幽默笑话
- teacher: if i had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would i have?老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？student: big hands.学生：大手。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一场持续的足球比赛--双语幽默笑话
- mike was late for school. he said to his teacher, mr. black, "excuse me for my coming late, sir. i watched a football match in my dream."麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫肌肉抽搐-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallb9ad324bb1e838ee845d1bc4f4e845101540881243.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫肌肉抽搐-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:(yawn)加菲猫：打哈欠。garfield:(crick!)加菲猫：肌肉抽搐。jon:hello,doctor?...my cat's stuck in a stretch.乔恩：你好，医生，我家的猫伸腰时不能动了。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![乔恩和加菲猫一起看电影-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small23aeb849f393e333c45579becfe24b4b1540881243.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 乔恩和加菲猫一起看电影-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:you're going to love this movie,garfield.it's my all-time favorite.乔恩：你将会爱上这部电影，加菲猫，这是我向来最喜爱的一部电影。jon:now here's where lieutenant locroix finds a spot of blood on...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 拐弯违章--双语幽默笑话
- hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, i made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. uh-oh, i said, realizing my mistake. i just make an illegal turn.我赶着开车将11岁的女儿...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 使别人高兴--双语幽默笑话
- a sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫加入节约能源行列-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallff720252533289ceccc4589b581c70e31540881243.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫加入节约能源行列-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:i'm going to take an active part in energy conservation.加菲猫：我要积极加入到节约能源的行列中。garfield:get on your mark,get set...加菲猫：各就各位，预备开始...garfield:conserve.加菲猫：保...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![越来越懒的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small1f1cf0c8b23425fc60db08634032c92b1540881244.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 越来越懒的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:i'm getting lazy.it would do me good to get some exercise.加菲猫：我变得越来越懒了，我应该进行一些有益的锻炼。garfield:(yawn)加菲猫：打哈欠。garfield:much better.加菲猫：好多了。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
