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- 聪明的小男孩--双语幽默笑话
- a small boy leading a donkey passed by an army camp. a couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad（少年，小伙子） . what are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked on...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 智借足球--双语幽默笑话
- george knocked on the door of his friend's house. when his friend's mother answered he asked, "can albert come out to play? "乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 角色扮演--双语幽默笑话
- Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大叫的？ 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢？你看艾迪一声儿都不出...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赚取外款--双语幽默笑话
- little brother: i saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel i'll tell my father.弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。sister's boyfriend: no, don't do th...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我可以获取什么--双语幽默笑话
- teacher: if i cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do i get?老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿？tommy: quarters.汤米：四块。teacher: and then if i cut it twic...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语阅读，轻松一刻
- 本段文字选自马克吐温的《汤姆·索亚历险记》。这是一段两个孩子打架时的对话，一来一往，互不示弱，充分体现童言风格，十分精彩。
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
“I can lick you!”
“I’d...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：你知道我是干嘛的吗 Do You Know My Work?
- Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。 Two men stoo...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![身材走样的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small7a735d71d20ea643a08b3e54c1b4d92c1540881244.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 身材走样的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:i'm out of shape.加菲猫：我的身材走样了。garfield:i think i'll take up jogging.加菲猫：我认为我应该从事慢跑。garfield:(pant,pant,pant,pant)加菲猫：喘息声。garfield:whew!made it.加菲猫：哎呦，...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫想要的幸福-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallf6a37ae47bc741d69ad073b64646594b1540881244.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫想要的幸福-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:ahhhhh...加菲猫：啊啊啊啊啊...garfield:happiness is a warm television set.加菲猫：幸福就是温暖的电视机。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 合理的解释--双语幽默笑话
- mother: i left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, johnny, and now there is only one piece left. can you explain that?妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 50分钱的诱惑--双语幽默笑话
- jacky: i found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.杰克：我在学校门前的人行道上拣了50分。tommy: i think it's mine. i dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.汤米：我想那是我的，今...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 哪个离我们更远--双语幽默笑话
- teacher: which is farther away---australia or the moon?教师：澳大利亚和月球哪个离我们更远一些？bobby: australia.勃比：澳大利亚。teacher: why do you say that?教师：你为什么这么说呢？bobby:we can see the...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫非常热爱食物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small33fce47ccd476d98ff276c21e78a8f971540881244.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫非常热爱食物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:my tuna pate could use some salt.加菲猫：金枪鱼头上应该撒些盐。garfield:oops!here comes another nap attack.加菲猫：哎呀！我再次想打你的电话。jon:there you have it.garfield's passion for fo...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 到底谁在打架--双语幽默笑话
- mother: freddie, why is your face so red?妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？freddie: i was running up the street to stop a fight.弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。mother: that's a very nice...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 拒绝两个词的使用--双语幽默笑话
- mother: freddie, why is your face so red?妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？freddie: i was running up the street to stop a fight.弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。mother: that's a very nice...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 拥有正确的判断力--双语幽默漫画
- "You married me--that proves you're brilliant and a great judge of character.Put that on your resume!"
－你和我结婚了－这说明你很聪明且有很强的判断力！把这点写到你的简历中吧。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 拥有大胆的创新思想--双语幽默漫画
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"I want you to find a bold and innovative way to do everything exactly the same way it's been done for 25 years."－我希望你能找到一个大胆创新的办法来做事，并且和25年前做这样的事情办法完全相同。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 名字是否合适--双语幽默笑话
- when our daughter was born, we named her myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的）.女儿出生时，我们给她取名叫迈尔斯，和我深爱的业已过世的父...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 完美的结局--双语幽默笑话
- one day after school the teacher said to his students, "tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, i will permit him or her to go home earlier."一天，放学以后，老师对他的学...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 了解情况的最好方法--双语幽默笑话
- reggie: we have got a new dog. would you like to come around and play with him?里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？ron: well, i don't know---does he bite?罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗？r...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 打呼噜声的作用--双语幽默漫画
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"I don't mind if you nap at your desk.Your snoring keeps everyone else awake."－我不介意你在桌子上打盹，你的呼噜声能让别人保持清醒！ 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 叫错名字--双语幽默漫画
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"You're a pretty good sales rep,except for the nine times you called me ‘wallet’instead of 'Walter'."
－你是个相当不错的推销员，但是我的名字叫“化特”，你总是把我叫成“钱包”！...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我给老师教知识--双语幽默笑话
- mother asked her little boy, darling, what did the teacher teach you today?母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？nothing, mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much on...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 汤姆在梦中的期待--双语幽默笑话
- before the final examination, tom told his mother, "mom, i had a dream last night that i'd passed today's exam."在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外部采购工作的谈判--双语幽默漫画
- “i'm here to talk to you about outsourcing.i have 15,000 friends who are willing to work for fish and blankets!”－我想跟你谈谈外部采购问题。我有15000个朋友，他们愿意为鱼和毯子工作。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
