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- 公司为员工提供成长的空间--双语幽默漫画
- "At this company we provide excellent opportunities for growth.If that's a problem for you,stay away from the break room."本公司为您提供非常好的成长机会，如果对你来说有问题，请离休息室远点。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 费神打扫卫生后的效果--双语幽默笑话
- several weeks after our son began his freshman year at alma college in michigan, my husband and i decided to visit him. i was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we w...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 钱和朋友孰轻孰重--双语幽默笑话
- a: which do you find more important, money or friends?甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？b: friends, of course.乙：当然是朋友。a: why?甲：为什么？b: i can always borrow money from friends.乙：我总可以从朋友...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 升级版的补丁--双语幽默漫画
- "Install a patch for the update of the new version.If that doesn't work,install the new version of the update for the patch.If all else fails,install a patch for the new version of the update...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 股票下跌的缘由--双语幽默漫画
- "Every time you yell at me,your body temperature rises,the air conditioner has to work harder,energy costs go up,profits go down,and your stock loses value."每次你冲我大喊时，你的体温升高，空调不...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 保全大局舍手表--双语幽默笑话
- policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. that would...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 重点是事情而不是人--双语幽默漫画
- "it's not what you know that matters or who you know.it's what you know about who you know!"你知道什么事儿或者你认识谁不重要，重要的是你知道关于你认识的人的事情。 更多 英...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 自相矛盾的话语--双语幽默漫画
- "We need to form a conflict-resolution team to settle the dispute over who should be closen for our conflict-resolution team."我们应该成立一个争议解决小组来解决“谁应被派到争议解决小组中去”...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 货物推迟到达的原因--双语幽默漫画
- "The shipment will be delayed.We were supposed to order the trucks to get loaded at 9:00 AM,but we accidentally ordered the truckers to get loaded at 9:00 AM."货物将推迟到达，因为，我们原来预定的...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 杯水救火灾--双语幽默笑话
- Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor（走廊） of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman r...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 考试前的问题--双语幽默笑话
- professor: before we begin the examination are there any question?教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？student: what's the name of this course?学生：考试科目的名称是什么？
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2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 身体里流淌着巴尼亚的血液--双语幽默笑话
- a rich sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. he got it from a poor short bania. sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.富有的萨达尔需要血液来完成他的心脏手术，他从贫穷的巴尼亚那里得到了血液...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 依次等待回复电话--双语幽默漫画
- "Please continue to hold.Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received,unless we hear a lot of loud,obnoxious sighing."请不要挂机，我们将按照呼入顺序回复电话，除非我们听到许多...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 确保信息的安全--双语幽默漫画
- "the boss is worried about information security,so he sends his messages one alphabet letter at a time in random sequence."老板很在乎信息安全问题,因此,他发信息时随机地发字母....
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 能够起到救人作用的物理课--双语幽默笑话
- at a pre-med university in st. louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. one day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. a student rudely interrupted to ask...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 射击命中率为零的士兵--双语幽默笑话
- peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. he did quite well in everything except shooting.彼得十八岁那年参了军，他需要参加几个月...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为报纸上的竞赛竞选最佳答案--双语幽默笑话
- an ogden, iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation（集会） for a cup of coffee. when asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "it's merely a scie...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默的销售员--双语幽默漫画
- "If all else fails,I'm not above using my sex appeal to help me close a sale."如果别的办法都失败了, 我不得不用我的性吸引来帮我完成销售. 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 成功的味道--双语幽默漫画
- "The sweet smell of success?Where I work,it smells like my boss's cologne,which smells a lot like dirty socks."成功的甜味道?在我工作的地方,闻起来像老板的古龙香水,参杂着臭袜子的味道....
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 绞尽脑汁的渔夫--双语幽默笑话
- simon was an inveterate（根深的） fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. but there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders（挣扎，比目鱼） . he imme...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 餐厅里的驱蝇妙招--双语幽默笑话
- there was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "oh, tell me, susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"有位客人问餐厅的服务生：苏珊，你们店里都没有苍蝇，你是怎...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 医生的良丹妙药--双语幽默笑话
- a patient said to his doctor, "doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."病人跟医生说：...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不合理的解释--双语幽默漫画
- "i'm having trouble finishing my presentation.my computer keeps going to sleep!"我的演讲稿无法写完,因为我的电脑一直在休眠状态. 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 抓住最原本的利润--双语幽默漫画
- "remember:if life hands you lemons,make lemon furniture polish.it's more profitable than lemonade."记住:如果生命给了你柠檬,请把柠檬家具擦亮.这比柠檬水有利润多了。 更多...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吝啬鬼的本性--双语幽默笑话
- when a very miserly（吝啬的） man nicknamed the "stingy ghost" died and went to hell, the yama king reproached（责斥） him, saying, "you stingy ghost! when you were alive, you clung hard to everythin...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
