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- 杰克是大学的教学助理
- Jake is teaching assistant at the University .He is famous for his kindness and hard working.He had an important appointment after class one day. He put on a white shirt, a...
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- 时间对我们俩来说都是金钱
- As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well, it’s a very common saying. Who will care so much a...
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- 你的第一份工作是打扫店铺
- A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said：“Your first job...
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- 第1363期 英语笑话 上帝啊，你怎么还在里面
- Teacher: Where does God live?老师：上帝住哪儿？Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。Teacher: Why do you say that?老师：为什么这么说？Student: Well, ev...
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- 第1362期 英语笑话 成为一名好士兵
- Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.One day he and his...
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- 第1367期 英语笑话 想说点什么？
- Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?老师：这已经是我本周第五次罚你了。想说点什么？Student: Thank god Saturday and Sun...
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- 第1366期 英语笑话 你每天吃的糖哪儿来的？
- Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物？Student: I don't know.学生：我不晓得。Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?老师：怎...
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- 第1365期 英语笑话 你俩今天为什么迟到了！
- Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?老师：汤姆！约翰！你俩今天为什么迟到了！Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.汤姆：老师，我一直在找我丢...
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- 第1364期 英语笑话 为什么说鹰的视力很好？
- Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?老师：为什么说鹰的视力很好？Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.学生：因为我从没见过哪只鹰戴眼镜。 ...
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- 第1369期 英语笑话 miss“错过”“想念”
- Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?Student: Not very much!*这则就不翻译啦，翻译出来的话说不通。miss既有“错过”的意思，也有“想念”的意思。老师问的是“你昨天没来学...
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- 第1368期 英语笑话 同一条狗
- Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 老师：吉米，你那篇关于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥写的一模一样。你是不是抄你...
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- 第1371期 英语笑话 为什么你一天里能犯那么多错
- Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?老师：为什么你一天里能犯那么多错！Pupil: I get up early!学生：谁让我起得早呢！ 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑...
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- 第1370期 英语笑话 不用去考试
- Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.汤姆：好消息，老师说今天不管下雨还是天晴我们都要考试。John: So what's great about that?约翰：那有什么好高兴的...
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- 父亲和他的儿子去杂货店时
- A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father r...
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- 对不起先生你不能来这儿没有领带！
- A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, "Would you like to buy a tie?""No,...
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- 一个警察带着一只猴子去他的上司那里
- A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, “What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not followin...
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- 你是怎么把墙的颜色与花瓶如此完美？
- A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but...
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- 陆军司令探望生病的士兵
- An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five mi...
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- 因为二月是一年中最短的一个月份
- Student A: When do people talk least?Student B: In February.Student A: Why?Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 学生A：人们什么时候说话最少？学生B：二月里...
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- 列车员说：“其余的事由我负责。”
- I'll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty gir...
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- One Side of the Case 一面之辞
- A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge."Can you...
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- 现在谁能告诉我们哪个是哪个吗？
- Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please...
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- 英语幽默小笑话：Goldfish 金鱼
- 英语幽默小笑话：Goldfish 金鱼Stan: I won 92 goldfish.斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。Fred: Where are you going to keep them?弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？Stan: In the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。Fred:...
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- 英语小笑话：How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来
- 英语小笑话：How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the p...
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- 第1375期 Englishman 一个英国人
- Englishman Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as h...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
