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- 第1351期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选白宫第一狗
- "The Obamas have a new White House dog. It is a Portuguese water dog named Bo. Bo arrived just in time, because Sasha and Malia were getting tired of throwing Frisbees at Jo...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 【读点笑话学英语】吾欲与狗试比高
- A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.某人去朋友家拜访，发现朋友竟然在跟自家的狗下象棋，大为错愕。He watched the game in astonishmen...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爸爸因为我刚才要到自己的嘴唇了
- A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?"The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattle snakes! Why do you...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个商人走进纽约一家银行要求贷款官员贷款给他
- A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.The loan...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1352期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 啤酒聚会三
- "Sarah Palin resigned a year-and-a-half before her term ends because she didn't want Alaska to have a lame-duck governor. Now, she has a book deal presumed to be worth milli...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1352期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 啤酒聚会
- 事情的起因是这样的，哈佛教授亨利·路易斯·盖茨某次归家，发现进不去家门了，不知道是不是美国没有开锁公司，这位教授就和司机一起决定破门而入。估计这位教授平时一直闷头搞研究不太出门，所以...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你为什么不来见我一次吗？
- Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"“Just put yourself in my han...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 现在我们已经清楚了你的鼻子
- A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. A...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1353期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 美式幽默
- "President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Her confirmation is pretty much a forgone concl...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1352期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 啤酒聚会二
- 最近可能都没什么大事情发生，于是一些人很闲，翻出总统出生地的老问题，说奥巴马是秘密出生在肯尼亚的，不应该当美国总统，最近白宫的回应就是把总统的出生纸放到网上给大家看。"But it's all com...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 也向我祷告一模一样的事！
- Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God, "God, our Lord! That country may be small but they are very vicious! They refuse to obey us or offer tributes to...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1354期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 伤感
- 周从脱口秀的篇幅明显可以看出，莎拉·佩林辞职是个热点。大部分的主持人都在说这件事，加上佩林说自己辞职是因为媒体的攻击。"The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我知道有些傻瓜会问我
- A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied,“twenty seven feet, six...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他说他告诉她这部分飞机不会去巴黎。
- Mandy was going to Pairs. She had a coach (客机的二等票) seat. When she got on the plane she sat in first class. A stewardess came and told her to go into coach. She said sh...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1356期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 奥巴马
- 第1356期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 奥巴马"How many watched the President's news conference last night? He got a little testy there, you know. When he was asked why he waited thre...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1355期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 银行家
- 第1355期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 银行家 "I have a plan to end the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Here's what we do. We bring all our soldiers home. We send in our investment...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1358期 英语笑话 最物理学的冷笑话
- 一群伟大的科学家去世后在天堂里玩藏猫猫。轮到爱因斯坦抓人，他数到100睁开眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起来了，只有牛顿还站在那里。《物理公式当中“1牛顿/平方米=1帕斯卡”……》A bunch of gre...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1357期 英语笑话：脱口秀笑话精选
- 第1357期 英语笑话：脱口秀笑话精选 "You know what's interesting? Today, a reporter in Crawford, Texas, asked former President George Bush how he felt about General Motors and B...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我利用他们作为一个枕头
- Once there was an egghead with his servant. One day, he told his servant to bring some books. The servant took two or three books that he considered to be the most famous, b...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个坟墓永远埋着两个人吗
- A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car,the little girl asked:“Mommy，do t...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1361期 英语笑话 我是BABY的小姨
- Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor. "Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman. "Tak...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1360期 英语笑话 童言无忌 The big sissy
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,"M...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1359期 英语笑话 你头上的光圈太紧了
- A pious（虔诚的） believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism（洗礼）. One day, he went to see th...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 当年轻的女服务员出现在汤姆工作的大楼咖啡馆
- When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想让邻居看到我没有打老婆。
- "Why do you go on the balcony when I sing? Don't you like to hear me?""It isn't that. I want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating my wife." “你为什么要到阳台去当我唱歌...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
