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- 趣味幽默双语笑话 阿根廷的笑话
- 趣味幽默双语笑话 阿根廷的笑话这是一则阿根廷的笑话，但是在小编看来它称不上是笑话，不如就当做一个温情的故事来看吧……我们分享一切An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 亲爱的，我们已经结婚50年了
- A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我只为他工作了一百五十年
- A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle.Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant mov...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：安眠药 Sleeping Pills
- A Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .Years later, w...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 里面都是已经画好了格的啊
- One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Cemetery Shortcut 为抄近路走墓地
- 相信这个笑话的中文版大家都有听过，今天我们来欣赏一下英文版好了~The Cemetery Shortcut为抄近路走墓地Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a short...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：钉子还是苍蝇？A Nail Or A Fly?
- An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the mom...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不是只是平常的那种啊
- Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day."My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the se...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我忘了她三年前已经忘了她的名字了
- Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1343期 英语笑话：十三 Thirteen 1119
- A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum（精神病院） and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!Quite curious about this,...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默笑话：A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒
- Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 用沉重的声音说出他们的名字
- Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter.St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to He...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 宁可不要的荣耀 An Unwelcome Honor
- A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一天一个女孩把她的男朋友带回家
- One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's he...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我知道我可以指望你了
- Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic an...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Effectiveness of Advertisement广告的效力
- The Effectiveness of Advertisement广告的效力Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：我为什么逃避手术
- 我为什么逃避手术A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.一位男士在进行手术前被发现正沿着医院的大厅逃离。"What's the matter?" he was as...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我是来接你的电话线的啊。
- A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. W...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面
- Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."A...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心农场：再见，美元
- On a trip to Disney World in Florida， my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction． After three exhausting days...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Navajo Message For The Moon 纳瓦伙族人给月球的讯息
- Navajo Message For The Moon纳瓦伙族人给月球的讯息When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 当一个生气的顾客冲到我的面前
- Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?""I wen...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不要告诉我她还没有收到
- The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purch...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Preacher Buys a Parrot 传教士买鹦鹉
- The Preacher Buys a Parrot 传教士买鹦鹉A preacher is buying a parrot.一个传教士在买鹦鹉。"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher“你确信它不会尖...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 To be on the Safe Side 保证没走错
- To be on the Safe Side保证没走错In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.在一家电影院里...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
