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- 我的一个同事失踪了几个小时。
- Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你明白了第二语言的价值？
- A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.Mother mouse barked fier...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The cost of marriage 婚姻的成本
- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢？”And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1391期英语笑话:又实用又便宜的礼物-
- Something Really Cheap真正便宜的东西 After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有一点麻烦今天早上起床
- Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们玩谁能把身子探出窗外最远
- Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如果我参加了他的葬礼
- A: Mr.Brown died yesterday, are you going to attend his funeral?B: No, of course not!A: Why not? I thought you were friends.B: It wouldn't be fair if I did.A: Not fair? What...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 非常感谢在你飞机上的两次旅行
- When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.George had a friend. His name...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我把两块蛋糕放在碗橱里
- Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark tha...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1394期英语笑话：水的化学式的书写 The formula for water
- 水的化学式的书写 The formula for water水的分子式Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?老师：水的分子式是什么？Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!花瓶：HIJKLMNO！！Teacher: What are you t...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1393期英语笑话：没把头发全剪掉啊
- I'm not having it all cut off 没把头发全剪掉啊 Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks h...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1392期英语笑话Excuse for Speeding 赶紧到达那里
- Excuse for Speeding 赶紧到达那里 Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。"Why on earth were you...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 当一个人向朋友自豪地炫耀他的新公寓时
- While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "T...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如果你不答应嫁给我
- If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.She refused him.Sixty years later, he died.如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。她拒绝了他。六十年后，他死了。...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1396期英语笑话：医生向母亲索吻
- 第1396期英语笑话：医生向母亲索吻 Senior Class 年长者阶层 During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1395期英语笑话：A Life for a Life 以“命”抵命 0111
- 第1395期英语笑话：A Life for a Life 以“命”抵命 0111The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwrit...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1398期英语笑话：送给爸爸的生日礼物
- 第1398期英语笑话：送给爸爸的生日礼物I'd rather buy a gift 我宁愿买一件礼物 While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," h...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1397期英语笑话：Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧
- 第1397期英语笑话：Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧 After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with thei...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 难道你没有比较其他的东西？
- Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon's name signed.Mom: You just care about this? Haven't you compared other things?Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you. 儿子...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这对我来说没什么麻烦
- It was a very foggy day in London. The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so. Buses, cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我看的是我老婆的照片
- A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 它有一个优点终生保修。
- After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没哭但老师哭了啊！
- The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1400期英语笑话：What is a traitor? 什么叫叛徒？
- What is a traitor? 什么叫叛徒？Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒？”Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is a man who...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1401期英语笑话：A New Employee
- A New Employee 新员工Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.一个年轻人在被雇用几个星期后，被叫到人事经理的办公室。W...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
