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- 第1402期英语笑话：One real man 一个真正的男子汉
- One real man 一个真正的男子汉The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in h...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？
- The notorious（声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的） cheap skate（小气鬼） finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth flo...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们都是巨大的美国棒球球迷
- There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball for their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went t...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 然后他开始拼命的划船
- Three men were sitting on a bench in the park.The middle one was reading a newspaper, and the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and ree...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她没有零钱作酬金。
- A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's f...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她的儿子填写表格时
- The school health forms had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 于是医生在病历上写道丧失记忆。
- A senile（高龄的） actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history（病历） :...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我曾经认为我爸爸是史密斯先生
- A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!" Th...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1404期英语笑话：The Choice of Word
- The Choice of Word One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1405期英语笑话：Friend for Dinner
- Friend for DinnerHoney, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1406期英语笑话：I Could Do It Slower
- I Could Do It SlowerPatient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?Dentist: Fifty dollars.Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?Dentist: Well, I could do it...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最好的销售-在世界上的人。
- Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我是来装电话的
- A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the busines...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不然我为什么愿意干净吗？”
- Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "w...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这出戏是如此的真实
- When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a c...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑：4岁男孩拨打911求教数学题目
- A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework。 Operator: 911 emergencies。 Boy: Yeah I need some help。 接线员：911专线。 男孩：我需要一些帮助。 Operator...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1410期英语笑话：我身体现在也有巴尼亚的血液
- Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？Student: What's the name of this course?学生：考试科目的名称是什么？ ...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 考试科目的名称是什么
- Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？Student: What's the name of this course?学生：考试科目的名称是什么？ ...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他总是试图找到很好的球员
- Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the colleg...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 第一次求职
- Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我就明白该是回家的时候了。
- A businessman enters a tavern（酒馆）, sits down at bar,orders a double martini on the rocks.After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the barte...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 女儿心中的英雄
- Our granddaughter's second－grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes． Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him． "Why did you pick me?"...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 发现黑板给乱涂乱画了
- One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."The ne...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了①
- Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: Getaway car too small for heist.马来西亚吉隆坡：车太小、抢来钱也不够装A lesson in the importance of planning ahead: Two Malaysians stole US$1.3 million...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背诵达人第2篇:Amazing Pet
- Unit 2 Amazing Pet
单元 2 令人惊讶的宠物
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everyting. The shop owner suggests a faithful...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
