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- 他正在和你一块钓鱼。
- A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They’re just lying there, enjoying the nearness of each other. The phone rings, and becau...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1377期英语笑话 I Got an A in Maths
- I Got an A in Maths Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look at this report -- I got a...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1376期英语笑话 舞会恭维话
- 舞会恭维话 "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at th...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你爸爸叫做什么名字啊？
- A: What is your father's name?B: Happy!!A: What is your mother's name?B: Smile!A: Are you joking?B: No!! That's my sister!! I am Kidding!! Bye-bye! 你爸爸叫做什么名字啊？快乐！！...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 给他们精神或者体力上的伤害是不对的
- Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?Father: Of course, it is.Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time....
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那准是相当大的一个伞
- A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.A: No, it wasn’t raining. A：我看见七个小女孩用一个雨伞而且她们没有一...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1378期英语笑话 Mixed Doubles 混合双打
- Mixed Doubles 混合双打 Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Ple...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧！
- Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 德国，英国和美国人火车旅行
- A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and the...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1380期英语笑话 你知道我是干嘛的吗
- One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.Before I came out, said one,...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一切都为你明天的到来准备好。
- A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he re...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这个龙虾只有一只爪
- -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.-- Well, bring me the winner then. ——服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。——对不起，先生。这...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 纳瓦伙族人给月球的讯息
- Navajo Message For The Moon纳瓦伙族人给月球的讯息When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
- Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.布...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是因为我们还没结婚呢。
- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.G...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话 文化差异在任何地方都得到体现
- 文化差异在任何地方都得到体现一个台湾人出国，海关要求打开行李检查，发现有七条内裤，奇怪问原因 台湾人回答：" Sunday、Monday、Tuesday ... Saturday "官员明白是一天一条。接着来了个法国人...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你现在已经和我们生活在一起？
- A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world.One evening, she was giving her small daughter her tea be...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1386期英语幽默小笑话：Quick Cleanup 快速清扫（双语）
- 你有没有过这样的经历呢？突然接到电话说有客人来，于是，你把所有的东西都扔进柜子里，家里一分钟变得很干净整齐，不过有一对父子在扫浴室都能用得上，不过他们只是把东西扔进浴缸，然后拉上帘子。。...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1385期圣诞节英语小笑话：Limited Knowledge
- 外国妈妈都是这样拿圣诞老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的话圣诞老人知道后就不会给你送礼物，你做得所有坏事圣诞老人都知道。不过今天，某个小孩将要醒悟了。Limited Knowledge 圣诞老人知识有...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 现在你的口袋里还剩下什么
- One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in y...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
- A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树 Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一对夫妇坐在一个餐馆
- The couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table, their waiter suddenly rushed over."Madam, look," he sai...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我不抱希望它会幸存下来
- A giant lobster, saved from the cooking pot by a fishmonger, has died of stress after being exhibited at an aquarium.Lucky, estimated to be aged around 40, was caught off th...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1389期始终如一的一句话-英汉双语笑话
- How Much Is It? 多少钱？It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1388期英语笑话:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
- Who was the first man谁是第一个男人A teacher said to her class：有个老师问班上的学生：“Who was the first man?”“谁是第一个男人？”“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promp...
2018-11-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
