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- 三个外科医生Three Surgeons--双语幽默笑话
- Three Surgeons
三个外科医生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
三个有...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- 举行雏菊仪式-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:ready,boys.乔恩：准备好了，伙计。jon:time for "rite of the daisy"!乔恩：雏菊仪式开始了。garfield:spare me.加菲猫：饶了我吧。jon:we dress as daisies to be at one with them.乔恩：我们扮成雏菊成为它们...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲猫与蜘蛛先生的对话-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- spider:hey!蜘蛛:嗨！spider:are you the guy who squished my brother-in-law?!蜘蛛：你是压碎我姐夫的那个家伙吗？garfield:yes.加菲猫：是的。spider:thanks.蜘蛛：谢谢。 更多 英语笑话 英...
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- 模仿鸟儿Imitate Birds--双语幽默笑话
- Imitate Birds
模仿鸟儿
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。
"Imitate birds," the ma...
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- 你是怎样来的？How Did You Ever Get Here--双语幽默笑话
- How Did You Ever Get Here
你是怎样来的？
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I sl...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- 乔恩的成绩单-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:here's my sixth-grade report card!乔恩：这是我六年级的成绩单！jon:my parents were so proud.乔恩：我的父母是如此的骄傲。garfield:"jon has not shoved any crayons up his nose this term."加菲猫：“这...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![一封家信-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small7fd31ad28c6ca6a7f9962b6022d058731540881253.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 一封家信-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:a letter from home.乔恩：家里来了一封信。jon:your family never forgets.乔恩：你的家人没有忘记。jon:"dear ron..."乔恩：“亲爱的乔恩...”garfield:ouch.加菲猫：哎呦。 更多 英语...
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![加菲猫喝浓咖啡-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small03d35fefaa7e9e633ce6ee476cb1cc291540881253.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫喝浓咖啡-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:here,garfield,try this coffee,it's espresso.乔恩：加菲猫，上这儿来，尝尝这咖啡，是浓浓的味道。garfield:why the dinky cup?加菲猫：为什么是极小的杯子呢？garfield:(slurk!)拟声词。jon:well,what do you th...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫补回错过的小睡-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small7e9fc92104543d1039ee095bbcfa242d1540881254.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫补回错过的小睡-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:let's see.this year i've eaten 2,190 snacks and taken 1,822 naps .加菲猫：让我们看看，今年我已经吃了2190个甜点了，睡了1822次小觉。garfield:oh,no!according to my figures i missed a nap in a...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫对圣诞礼物很是好奇-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallf7b3ca6321c322fcdd314749b239b1e01540881254.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫对圣诞礼物很是好奇-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:garfield,i know you're excited about christmas.乔恩：加菲猫，我知道圣诞节你很激动。jon:and i know it's only natural to be curious about what's inside your presents.乔恩：我知道仅仅是自然的好奇...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 催单Reminder--双语幽默笑话
- Reminder
催 单
In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and...
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- 创造性Creative--双语幽默笑话
- Creative
创造性
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫喜欢吃花盆里的植物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small79ac277f18f192da359e2f80a4e078901540881254.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫喜欢吃花盆里的植物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:i told the woman at the flower shop i was tired of you eating my plants.乔恩：我告诉了花店里的妇女，我厌倦了你吃我的植物。jon:she said you wouldn't harm this one.乔恩：他说你不敢伤害这个。jon:b...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲猫想去远足-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:can we take a 50-mile hike today,jon?加菲猫：我们今天可以进行50英里的远足吗,乔恩？garfield:huh? can we? can we? can we？加菲猫：嗯？我们吗？我们吗？我们吗？jon:you're drinking too much coffee,garfie...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲猫看电视-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- tv:nothing is showing up on the computer radar so i'll put a nice "mr sunshine"right here.电视：没有什么内容显示在计算机上，我将把漂亮的阳光先生留在这儿。tv:but satellite pictures show an approac...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 安眠药Sleeping Pills--双语幽默笑话
- Sleeping Pills
安眠药
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些...
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- 一个坏印象A Bad Impression--双语幽默笑话
- A Bad Impression
一个坏印象
Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of tro...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 乔恩与加菲猫严肃的对话-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon：are you ever serious,garfield?乔恩：你过去很严肃的，是不，加菲猫？garfield:i guess not.加菲猫：我想不是。garfield:it's hard to be serious when you're naked!加菲猫：当你是裸体的时候是很难保持严肃的！...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![伟大的厨师与伟大的食用者-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small206f2ad2240caa0241b33793be5945181540881255.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 伟大的厨师与伟大的食用者-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts.乔恩：伟大的厨师能够计算出食物的外观。garfield:(gup!)加菲猫：大声吞咽的声音。garfield:but great eaters know it's the amount of food th...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 新发现New Discovery--双语幽默笑话
- New Discovery
新发现
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flash...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 士兵的高招A Soldier's Brilliant Idea--双语幽默笑话
- A Soldier's Brilliant Idea
士兵的高招
Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 热与冷Chaude and Cold--双语幽默笑话
- Chaude and Cold
热与冷
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
蒙特利...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- 乔恩的妙计-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:do you know how to get a finicky cat to eat his cat food?乔恩:你知道如何让一个苛求的猫去吃猫食吗？jon:pretend you're going to take it away from him.乔恩：假装你要把食物从它面前拿走。jon:it wo...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 其余的事由我负责I'll See to the Rest--双语幽默笑话
- I'll See to the Rest
其余的事由我负责
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl insid...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲猫的提问-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- Garfield:What does one have to do to get one's belly scratched around here?加菲猫：使某人的肚子感到瘙痒这个人必须怎么做？更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
