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- 贪食的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:you're pathetic,garfield.乔恩：你很悲伤，加菲猫。jon:what am i going to do with you?乔恩：我将和你一起做什么呢？garfield:well,for starters,you could occasionally wake me and remind me to swallow.加菲...
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![用狗食代替猫食-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small3cc9e7634b30547c187a50800a67adf71540881427.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 用狗食代替猫食-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- Jon:Garfield,we're out of cat food.How about dog foof instead?乔恩：加菲猫，我们用完了猫食。用狗食代替如何？更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
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![肥胖的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small19078cebe8ca53416a9d9438d525b1431540881377.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 肥胖的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:you know,garfield...乔恩：加菲猫，你知道...jon:i wouldn't say you're fat,but...乔恩：我不想说你很胖，但是...garfield:then don't.加菲猫：那么别说。更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事...
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- 钉子还是苍蝇？A Nail Or A Fly?--双语幽默笑话
- A Nail Or A Fly?
钉子还是苍蝇？
An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So th...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第一次坐飞机First Flight--双语幽默笑话
- First Flight
第一次坐飞机
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own...
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![加菲猫称体重-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallc4b835711d34928f2481b6b9cb73cc571540881384.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫称体重-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- scale:come on,take a chance,weigh yourself!i'll be kind!trust me!天平：过来，把握住机会，称一下你的体重，我会非常友好的，相信我！scale:boy!are you fat!天平：孩子，你太胖了！scale:not to mention gullible,too.天...
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![老鼠送给加菲猫的礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallc08826953cb27014a13c6eba874599e51540881385.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 老鼠送给加菲猫的礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- mouse1:hey,garfield,the gang and i wanted to give you a little gift of appreciation.一号老鼠：嗨，加菲猫，我们鼠群和我带给你一点礼物表示感谢。garfield:how sweet!加菲猫：真甜！garfield:why the show of a...
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![乔恩的度假准备-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smalla37309850d754942f8dfc2151d8b69991540881427.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 乔恩的度假准备-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:aha!so jon's trying to sneak off on vacation without me,huh?加菲猫：嗯哈！乔恩想离开我而潜行休假？garfield:he'll have quite a surprise in store for him.加菲猫：会有相当意外的惊喜在等着他。ga...
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![馅饼的诱惑-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small95818e312f21ed4af914e0b4f8b2a72f1540881427.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 馅饼的诱惑-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:ah,i see jon placed a pie on this windowsill to tempt me.加菲猫：我看到乔恩在窗台上放了一个馅饼来诱惑我。garfield:well,let it be known i'm capable of resisting all temptations.加菲猫：好，我要...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第一次与最后一次My First and My Last--双语幽默笑话
- My First and My Last
第一次与最后一次
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
乔治35岁时买了...
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- 我在学校里的惩罚Punishment--双语幽默笑话
- One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今天在学校里我...
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- 加菲猫过量饮食-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield: i ate too much.加菲猫：我吃的太多了。garfield:i'll probably get another sermon from jon.加菲猫：我将可能从乔恩那得到另外一个训诫。jon:garfield,you eat too much.乔恩：加菲猫，你吃的太饱了。g...
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![以牙还牙-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small32ae60e6fa008068c5c017e70f3739491540881443.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 以牙还牙-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:the lone gourmet strikes again.加菲猫：孤独的美食者再次受到打击。garfield：yawn.加菲猫：打哈欠。garfield:you go out and play,pooky.加菲猫：你到外面玩去，波基。garfield:what the...?加菲猫：什么？ga...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁是麻雀谁是燕子Two Birds--双语幽默笑话
- teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？student: i cannot point out...
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![加菲猫的跳爆竹运动-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small84a281a7c5f14d9639255587336d21e51540881458.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫的跳爆竹运动-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- tv:now for jumping jacks on the two count.电视：现在开始跳爆竹计数。tv:one!电视：一下！tv:oh,by the way,before we get to two,don't try this exercise on a recently polished floor.电视：顺便说一下，当我...
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![无精打采的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small36a5c6083d4702a5ebae2752d127759e1540881459.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 无精打采的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:this kind of tried calls for coffee straight up.加菲猫：这种疲劳应该直接需要咖啡来提神。garfield:it's one of those mornings.加菲猫：这些早上第一次有这种感觉。garfield:the kind of morning...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 中世纪的黑暗时代--双语幽默笑话
- teacher: why do we sometimes call the middle ages the dark ages?老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？betty: because they had so many knights.贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。 更...
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- 渔网是如何做成的The Fish Net--双语幽默笑
- can you tell me what fish net is made, ann?你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？ 老师发问道。a lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生
- 英语笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourse...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：这头牛认为自己是匹马
- When Regina Mayer's parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old did not sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna to make her riding drea...
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- 加菲猫得了健忘症-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- liz:perhaps garfield's amnesia could be cured by lightly traumatizing his cranium.莉斯:也许加菲猫的健忘症可以通过使它的头骨轻微地受到伤害而治愈。jon:knock my cat on the head?!who would ever d...
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![恢复加菲猫的记忆-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small306e79ce9638ef5bf2ab6d2b26c8b40d1540881467.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 恢复加菲猫的记忆-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:you just have to restore garfield's memory,doc.乔恩：你必须恢复加菲猫的记忆。jon:he doesn't beat up on odie.he doesn't claw the furniture.he'e not lazy and obnoxious.乔恩：它没有痛打欧迪，它没...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Where is the father?父亲在哪儿？英语笑话带翻译
- 英语笑话带翻译：兄弟俩正在看画，画中只有妈妈和孩子，没有爸爸，于是哥哥大胆的猜测，画是爸爸画的，忘了把自己画进去了。
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。"Loo...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 儿子和楼梯的亲密接触--双语幽默笑话
- mr. brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. he jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.布朗先生在...
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![欧迪能否唤醒加菲猫的记忆-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallff01204601922a7fcfee46d1e8e6516e1540881241.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 欧迪能否唤醒加菲猫的记忆-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:maybe seeing odie will jog your memory.乔恩：也许欧迪能唤醒你的记忆。garfield:what a swell looking dog.put'er there.加菲猫;看起来多么优秀的一只狗啊！一直呆在那里。odie:(yip!yip!yip!)欧迪：小狗...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
