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- The Same Service 双语笑话
- The Same ServiceA man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. "When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Twin Lobsters 孪生龙虾
- Twin LobstersOnce I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Family Rule 双语笑话
- A Family RuleMr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他是怎么把玻璃打碎的
- Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the ga...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那我还有机会恢复吗?
- Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. No...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 车停了计时器还在运行
- As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much abo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 中英双语幽默小故事：翅 膀 Wings
- WingsThe fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小故事：Early Shopper 采购过早
- 英语幽默小故事：Early Shopper 采购过早Early ShopperIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我可没留
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a no...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 U married mine
- Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?Little boy: Grandma.Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 还有我们老师
- The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture."Just think how nice it will be to look at it whe...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The lowest grade
- "Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."学生：“教授先生，我这...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：梦中更聪明
- When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time bein...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 密码
- I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 现在怎么办
- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other gu...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我到底干吗要请这帮人吃饭哪？
- At the table, the hostess turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?""I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied."Just say what...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 蜗牛买跑车
- There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 失火的卷烟厂
- Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day. 'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.' 'Do...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 争生意
- Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Su...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 儿子你是这么来到世界上的
- "Daddy?How did I come into this world?"「爹地，我是怎么来到这世界的？」"Well,my child,someday I"ll have to tell you anyway."「哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。」"So why not today...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我会去刷马桶
- Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"Wife: "I'll clean the toliet bowl."Husband: "How does that help?"Wife: "I use your toot...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：心情“愉快”的长官
- A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：同样的结果
- A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- More Intelligent in Dreams 梦中更聪明
- When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time bein...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 再给吐回去
- The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day. Each morning the judge was enraged that the coffee cup arrived...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
