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- 小男孩8句诙谐表白搞定萝莉
- 如果爱情有味道，那一定是甜的对不对？如果你有爱人，你一定想对TA说遍世间的甜言蜜语有没有？举手的童鞋，下面示爱的句子会让你两眼放光哦～ My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can'...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 推销员展示完公司的各种产品后问
- “Now, Madam,” said the salesman after showing his company's products, “What do you need most at home now?”“Money, sir,” the woman said with no hesitation. “那么，太太，”...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 猪或女巫 Pig or Witch
- A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 丧失记忆 Amnesia
- 双语笑话 丧失记忆 AmnesiaA senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, : "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你保证它不会尖叫大喊或是骂人吗？
- A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him."Do...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你哪儿弄来这么些血啊
- Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood.""We're new here," says the second one. "It's...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1261期双语笑话 临死者最爱吃的小甜饼 Favorite Cookies
- An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remain...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Lifetime Warranty 终身保修
- After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin hed originally wanted. So we exhum...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我要你告诉我你能想到的最长的刑期。
- Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.Pupi: Life imprisonment! 老师:我要你告诉我你能想到的最长的刑期。学生:无期徒刑! brucelee...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 邀请朋友回来吃晚饭
- Friend for Dinner "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the di...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 摩登自行车的广告
- An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the shop to have a look. After exam...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？
- Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 死缓
- Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?Pupil: Mice.Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?Pupil: Twins!老师:老鼠的复数是什么？学生:老鼠。老师:好,那么现在的“孩子”这个词的...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们怎么来制作原油啊？
- 我们怎么来制作原油啊Teacher: What do we do with crude oil?Pupil: Teach it some manners! 老师:我们怎么来制作原油啊?学生:教它一些礼仪! bruceleeligang微博：http:...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开头是难可往后就变得容易了
- Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.Son: That's great! I'll learn the latter half. 儿子:爸爸,法语难...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 What Will Be the Headline
- What Will Be the HeadlineWhen a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 贫民区的小女孩 双语笑话
- Impudent Questions A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 服务员老大不高兴地跑过去
- Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they took out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The waiter became quite concerned and marched...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吉姆的历史考得咋样啊？
- Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. Why, they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was bo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话: 世界上最好笑的笑话？
- When you read in English, sometimes you will meet new words. It is a good idea to try to guess the meaning of the unknown words by looking at the context in which they appea...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么新郎穿黑衣服 双语笑话
- 为什么新郎穿黑衣服Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""Because white is the color of happiness...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话:Proposal 求婚
- ProposalAn enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal."Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 历史书总是有这样的数字
- Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?Little Rose: I can tel...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她使我成为一个更好的工作机会
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and '...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两个楼梯带你整整一个小时吗?
- 两个楼梯带你整整一个小时吗?For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.Consequently, when on one particul...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
