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- 双语笑话 上帝的进步
- A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches he...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 罚款
- On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 童言童趣乐翻天①
- Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?" 保姆：“约翰尼，你不喜欢新出生的小妹妹吗?” Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 鹦鹉学得跟他差不多一模一样。
- The little John taught his parrot to speak "follow me to say that I can walk.""I can walk." said the parrot following."I can speak.""I can speak." The parrot simulated as al...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有没有人对他这阵儿挂出来的画作感兴趣
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display."I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied."The good news is...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 年轻警察对自己首次公务行为挺满意
- A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The offi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 联邦调查局总部电话响了
- The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is that FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling you to report my neighbor Tom, he is hiding marijuana in his firewo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 没留神把一推车玉米给弄翻了
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise."Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 童言童趣乐翻天②
- Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police." 米奇拒绝吃药，于是他的妈妈吓唬他说：“赶快吃下...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 童言童趣乐翻天③
- On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 在去幼儿园的路上，一个医生把...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 就知道那些时间全能省下来了
- There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner.The farmer would lift a p...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 紧跟着第三只老鼠站起身来说
- Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says,...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Virtue 美 德
- VirtueMany years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一位金发女郎拖着疲惫的身躯进了医生诊室
- An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语幽默小故事笑话：Flunking Math 数学没及格
- Flunking MathMy son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a p...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 今晚可以把你录音机借我吗？
- "May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbor."Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?""No,” he answered. “Tonight I want to have some peace and q...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢
- Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight."Friend: "But suppose he comes up against some...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 再次介绍老公和老婆的由来
- Why does a man want to have a WIFE?Because…W--- WashingI--- IroningF--- FoodE--- EntertainmentWhy does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?Because…H---Housing U---Understandin...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 佣人抓起另一个杯子扔到地上
- A servant broke a cup. His master was very angry and asked, "How did you break it?"“Do you really want to know?” the servant picked up another cup and threw it onto the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我呆会儿离开家去骚扰猫
- Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says,...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这个男子一分钟也不想相亲了
- After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he wou...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我兜里揣着他耳朵呢
- Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd kn...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你为什么会这么关心那老太太呢？”
- Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让我儿子买了两磅李子
- Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy? 母亲:...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 观看着一场婚礼的全过程
- Mrs. Jones and her little daughter Karen were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
