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- 双语笑话 老鼠和奶酪
- One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bough...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那家记忆力诊所叫什么名字啊？
- Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?""Outstanding," Fred rep...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那家记忆力诊所叫什么名字啊？”
- Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?""Outstanding," Fred rep...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 一个完美男人和一个完美女人
- There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honey...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他吃午饭去了，我是圣卢卡斯。
- A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: “Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'”“Yes,” the pr...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我愿意为你做的101件事：为你削个苹果
- 101 things I'd like to do for you 我愿意为你做的101件事 1. I would peel an apple for you every day wishing you good health。 1. 我愿意每天为你削一个苹果，希望你拥...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想听他们说我是个优秀的丈夫。
- After dying in a car crash, three friends find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. Each one was asked, "When you are in your casket, what would you like to hear yo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那我就能把你每天一换了
- Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: "I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day."Husband: "I wish that too, so I could change you daily."...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 丈夫的休息日
- My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. 丈夫正在过休息日，他看着我在屋子里来回奔忙。I picked up his dirty clothes, put away...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 浣熊
- RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at ca...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的马不是得过瘟疫么
- Two farmers met with each other, and the first one said, "Didn't your horse have that disease that was going around?” The friend replied, “Yes, he did! He had it bad.” “...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 因为我已经把它填到地理卷子上了
- Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, w...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 我有一个完美的儿子
- A: I have the perfect son. B:Does he smoke? A:No, he doesn't. B:Does he drink whiskey? A:No, he doesn't. B:Does he ever come home late? A:No, he doesn't. B:I guess you reall...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个男人和一个女人刚离了婚出了法院
- A man and a woman were just divorced, on their way out of the courthouse they are both killed by a runaway bus. In heaven, they have 2nd thoughts about their divorce so they...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 托米雷你那袋里装的啥呀？
- Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th'...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 英语中对女人的有趣称呼
- 英语中对女性的称呼可谓丰富，且谐趣十足。这些称呼多用于口语，表现出称呼者对被称呼者的态度、情感以及彼此之间的微妙或显而易见的关系。 1.old hen老婆子 俗语，男性用语，专用于中...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 买帽子
- A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。 Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid tha...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如何用英语哭穷？
- 你遇到过向朋友借钱而被拒绝的窘迫局面吗？那是因为你还没学会怎么“哭穷”，今天就来教大家几招吧~~ 1. low on cash 缺钱花 例句：OK, you got me. I'm low on cash this month!...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有片花瓣正掉在你脑袋上
- A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"The mother replied, "Because when you were...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有个人在手术前顺着医院的走廊逃跑
- A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation."What's the matter?" he was asked.He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operati...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默小语四则
- 1.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 光跑得比声音快，这就是为什么有些人看起来灵光，直到他们开口说话。 2....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 还有上个月我姑姑也死了
- John sees a friend at a table in a bar, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?""My mother died in August," he said,...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让搭讪者无地自容的拒绝佳句
- Not if you were the last man on earth. 除非你是世界上最后一个男人。 I‘m not available.我已经名花有主了。 Not in this lifetime.这辈子休想。下辈子吧 Is begg...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 整件事我都知道了
- At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know t...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 请在“一碗米线”外等
- 经常往来机场的同学，对这样的标牌肯定不陌生：请在一米线外等候。其实银行、取款机处也都会有类似的标识语，但是能翻译成上图这样的，就真不多见了： 请在一米线外等候。 Please wait o...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
