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- 小故事背诵达人第1篇:Good Fortune, Bad Fortune
- Unit 1 Good Fortune, Bad Fortune
单元1 好运和霉运
A frog goes to have his fortune told.
有只青蛙跑去算命。
The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha!...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那男的说是我老婆头疼不是我
- One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Do you have anything to cure a headache?"The chemist took a bottle from a shelf, held it under the gentleman's nose and t...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了②
- Kemaman, Malaysia: Spirit imprisons burglar for three days.马来西亚登加楼：鬼怪来帮忙、小偷得手也别想出门Who needs a home alarm when you’ve got a ghoul for security? A Malays...
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- 我们担心可能会听不懂的。
- There was an American couple who had no children, so they wanted to adopt a child. Finally, an orphanage contacted them, saying, "We have a baby for adoption.It's a Russian...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：New Discovery 新发现
- New DiscoveryA hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, ligh...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这种机子能读取CD碟片上编储的数字信息
- While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicals on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a sal...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了③
- Hubei province, China: Robber flushes diamond rings down the toilet.中国湖北：强盗把到手的钻石冲下马桶Zhou broke into a wealthy home and found two huge diamond rings. He decid...
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- 那人目瞪口呆地瞧着这小男孩
- Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One day on his way to school, Bi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了④
- Ningbo, China: Persistent burglar hides under bed for two days.中国宁波：笨贼毅力惊人、藏于床下两天！ Burglar Li is not one to give up easily. He snuck into a woman’s apar...
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- 我明白咱们为什么有这么大分歧了
- Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.Both of them stopped, staring at each othe...
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- 小故事背诵达人第10篇:Who Killed My Dog?
- Unit 9 Bartender, Give Me Another!
单元 9 酒保，再来一杯！
A man walks into a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the barten...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背诵达人第9篇:Bartender, Give Me Another!
- Unit 9 Bartender, Give Me Another!
单元 9 酒保，再来一杯！
A man walks into a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the barten...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背诵达人第8篇:Died Fish
- Unit 8 Died Fish
单元 8 死鱼
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
小提姆在花园里用土填着洞，邻居在栅栏外盯着他看。
Intereste...
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- 小故事背诵达人第7篇:Sunbathing
- Unit 7 Sunbathing
单元 7 日光浴
Jen spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
珍的假期几乎都在旅馆屋顶上沐日光浴。
She wore a bathing suit the fi...
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- 小故事背诵达人第6篇:Hot Air Balloon
- Unit 6 Hot Air Balloon
单元 6 热气球
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.
有个人驾着热气球，却发现自己迷...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背诵达人第5篇:Who's Got Brains?
- Unit 5 Who's Got Brains?
单元 5 谁有脑子？
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombe...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小故事背诵达人第4篇:Good Excuse
- Unit 4 Good Excuse
单元 4 好借口
There was a middle-aged man who bought a Mercedes convertible 2000.
有个中年男子买了一辆奔驰2000敞篷车。
He took off down the road, flooring...
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- 小故事背诵达人第3篇:The Best Thing That Could Eve
- Unit 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen
单元 3 最棒的事
Three old men were sitting around and talking.
三个老头坐在一起聊天。
The 80-year-old remarked, "The best thing...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我总是说没有发生过的故事.
- One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.“Before I came out,” said...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了⑥
- Shanghai, China: Man tries to avoid his nagging wife by getting arrested.中国上海：为躲“唐僧”老婆、老公宁愿被抓29 year-old Linghua Wong decided the only way to escape his wi...
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- 那段时间你在干什么呢
- A policeman comes upon a traffic accident. The driver and passenger had been killed. As the policeman look over the crashed car, a small monkey came out and hopped around th...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了⑦
- Fujian, China: Suspect tries to avoid jail by faking a coma.中国福建：嫌疑犯为躲坐牢装昏迷 The day before his trial, a suspected rapist named Chen collapsed into unconsciou...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有个出了名的小气鬼总算想请一次客了
- The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party, but his friend doesn’t know where he lives. Explaining to him how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有个大学生很得意地跟朋友们显摆新住所。
- While proudly showing off new apartment to his friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and the hammer for?" one of his friends asked...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了⑧
- Kumagaya, Japan: Bank robber asks for instructions and stabs self.日本琦玉县：抢劫犯咨询如何抢劫、还扎伤自己A would-be robber went up to a teller and stammered, “Any idea how...
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