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- 双语笑话:美日划船比赛
- A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that th...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 男人要是能听话就好了。
- A man is driving up a steep, nrrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"The man...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了⑨
- Fukuoka, Japan: Thief caught while trying to undo his Spider suit.日本福冈：窃贼在脱掉蜘蛛侠外套时被捕。A resident returned to find a man dressed as Spider Man jumping out of...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 史密斯说我就知道能指得上您
- Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow,my wife needs me to help with attic and the gar...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 怎么了我可是在7喜上班啊
- Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." T...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了⑩
- Pakistan: Passport forger busted due to spelling mistakes.巴基斯坦：假护照制造者因拼写错误被捕。Fazal Ur Rehman’s passport was a perfect copy. The only problem was the stamps...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 一个好一点儿的男人
- What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak．"Mary， you ought to have married a better man．""John， I did．"一个...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 汤姆早晨有起不来床的毛病
- Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. S...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 小气的父亲
- When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father，so he began to borrow Mr．Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening．Mr．Howard...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没袋子就用你帽子吧
- "All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head.""Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cr...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那我要怎样才能升天堂呢
- "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?"I asked the children in my Sunday school class."No!" the ch...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个年轻的生意人有天问女友
- One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?""Of course, I will." the girl said firmly."Do you mean what you say?" the man a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 传教士卖马
- Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他偷偷安排了个朋友给他打电话
- After being with her all evening, a man couldn't take another minute with the blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged a friend to call him on the phone so he would have...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Psychological Test 双语笑话
- The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you di...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 仨小男孩在争谁爸爸跑最快。
- Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best."My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands.""My da...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
- Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat m...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 医生与老太太
- A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silen...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 风采依旧 As the Elegant Demeanor Was
- 风采依旧 As the Elegant Demeanor Was Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: "My physical strength is as...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语双语笑话 汤姆买自行车
- An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the shop to have a look. ...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我是管离婚诉讼的律师
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Guaranteed visits 双语笑话
- An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 其实我们连空调都没装
- A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; First, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Why Three Times?为什么是三趟？
- The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.
Johnny laughed.
"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?"asked the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可他们上哪儿都走着去
- A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. "I'll make a deal with you," said his f...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
